The other night our family went to a rehearsal dinner for a wedding the Ringmaster was performing. As we were getting ready, we explained to the kiddos that Daddy would be marrying Mr. Seth and Miss Jessica.
Miss B (confused and concerned expression on her face): So Daddy is going to marry them?
Trainer: Yep, that's right, sweetie.
Miss B (almost panicked): But if Daddy marries them, who will be our Daddy and who will be your husband?
Trainer: Oh no, sweetie, Daddy just tells them that they're married. That's what a pastor does, he doesn't actually get married TO them!
Miss B (greatly relieved): Oh, good. Otherwise that would be an abomination!
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