Star Wars, Age 6

Not so very long ago, in a backyard not so far away....

 Exuberant young boys engaged in intensive Jedi Training.

They learned to intimidate their opponents,

 vanquish Darth Vader in effigy,

defeat the enemy from a distance,

engage in saber-to-saber combat in small, enclosed spaces,

 and develop stamina with a vigorous exercise regimen. 

  All this in preparation for the big moment... When it was discovered that the enemy, Darth Vader himself, had (dramatic music) Stolen The Birthday Gifts!

The clue led us to the closed garage, which the young Jedis needed to open by using... THE FORCE!

 Inside, the dark Lord Vader towered over the pile of presents, and dared all to fight him. 

 

 Lucky to escape with his life, he forsook the Dark Side and became the birthday slave. 

Kneel before Master Nathan!

Now get out of here... But leave the cake to us!

In a few years, we may have a sequel...